  Dear All,  as promised,  here are the results.  Pukawa Faction –  Survey Results Personal preference:  62%
 preferred tea to coffee 69%  preferred roast to pasta 56%  preferred white to red wine 62%  preferred a dog to a cat 38%  preferred a forest to a beach 56%  preferred a reef dive to a sky dive (
does that mean more people in the group like going down?  25%  preferred a good soap to sport on the telly 62%  preferred cereal to a fry- up Politically 56%  lean to the left and 25%
 lean to the right Ice Cream fav’ s…  Lot’ s of Chocolates,  a few mint- choc-
chip,  a little hokey- pokie,  strawberry,  vanilla,  cinnamon,
 cookies and cream and the caramel pecan one all got a mention Honesty:  94%  would hand in a wallet 50%  said they would steal a drink at a pub 56%  said they wouldn’ t own up if they broke something at a party Integrity:
 75%  said they would kick over a snowman ( bastards!  Generosity:  Highest single monetary donation to charity was £ 200,
 two people said they have never given anything.  Sexual:  31%  said they owned a sex toy People admitted to having sex…  up a tree,  on a ferry,
 in a hammock in the Amazon,  in a moving car on the motorway,  2 people said they had sex in the middle of a field,  one with an audience of 40 people,  in a bush,  on a snow plough,
 public shower cubical,  in the MD’ s office and in the rugby changing rooms.  Self Analysis:  62%  said they were happy at work Best Body Parts…
 Legs,  upper back,  shoulders and back,  soul,  chin,  hair [
pronounced:  Hur]  lots of eyes,  couple of legs and two people said everything Worst Body Parts…  wrist,  thighs,
 wrinkles,  conscience,  couple of noses,  and belly,  belly,  belly,
 belly,  belly and belly.  What do you do to relax:  19%  Read 12%  Listen to music 12%
 Drink or take drugs 25%  do exercise of some sort 6%  practice self- hypnosis 6%  have a bath and 12%  have a wank Desert Island:
 19%  would take their mum 50%  would take a mate 12%  would take a brother or sister 6%  would take someone famous 12%  would like to be alone Items…
 Radio,  mascara,  book [ 2]  bed,  football,
 mobile phone,  pen and paper,  tweezers,  tomato sauce and sex toys Music…  John Mayer,  Fat Boy Slim,
 Grove Armada,  Clannad,  The Smiths,  Dago Reindheart,  Eric Clapton,  Ben Folds Five (
Penfold’ s High!  Tool,  Limp Biscuit ( I know a game…  no,
 better not!  some tidy tracks,  radio two’ s greatest hits and MEAT LOAF.  Not one of you picked Boney- M which just goes to prove that you are all tea-
drinking,  dog- loving,  belly hating,  mumsie wankers who are too busy playing with your sex toys and listening to meat loaf to appreciate the finer qualities of 70’ s funk.
