  Gretings Comradess!!! !111 Welcome from Neww Amwwell, the Home of FLICK, Gloried glorious Leader of the Revolutiion! Join Me and Comrad Jim in the Great Strugle againt the Capitialalist Opresion1! At my secrett post in the Evil Sweet Valey Farms Corporaittion, I have learned Much about this Capiaitalist Nighttmare of the Land of Ammerica. The cremae of the Welthy Elitee is made on My Aching Back!?! gag in Ulimate Revolt with every Bagette of Farm-Seed i must carry for my Opressive Borgeoioisie Master! Perhaps one day the Greate workers of New Amewell will Rise in Gloriey for the Revoltion!!! VIVA!! VIVA LA REVOLUCION!! !1 
