  This is mean..but heehee.. > > > Subject: FW: A Single Woman > > > > > > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a > > > half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a > > > head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of > > > bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, > > > a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of > > > the cashier.
> > > While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, > > > "You must be single. " > > > The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued > > > by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at > > > her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her > > > selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. > > > Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, > > > you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that? " > > > The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly. " 
