  Dear Susan, you keep asking me who your "dad" is. i guess you are at the age now where i can tell you the real truth. when i was 14 we ran out of toilet paper and i used an old tissue from the trash to wipe my oozing cunt. somebody must have just used that last bit of the t.p. to jack off a big load into, and thus you were concieved. im pretty sure it was my brother jimbo, but it might have been uncle mike. hope this helps. love, MOM 
