  Dear Susan, I remember when you called me, so upset because you had missed your period AGAIN! At first I was like... um hello you are a dirty skank. I said it to make you feel better. I daren't say what everyone else was thinking. Of course you weren't having a period, prancing around with your weener hanging out! Drunk men. Boys... don't cry. Tuck it, Snip it, all to be just like me, Gia 
