  Attack of the Dots Ok ok I couldn't help it. I mean there was all this talk of these amazing new templates that blogger has published. At first I was all like, "Mine is better than anything they could make. " But no, I humbled myself and picked one. The one with dots. Cool dots.
Not to be mistaken with Dots the candy. Ewww. So lets see, It's been a while. You know what that means. I have stories to tell. Woo woo.
The Doctor Visit So I had to get my ears flushed. You might think to yourself, why? Well you see I have ridiculously small ear canals so the ear wax gets stuck in there impairing my hearing. So what happens is that they take this huge syringe thing with a rubber tip on the end and they stick it in my ear while full of water. Then they let all the water go into my ear and it circles around behind the ear wax and slowly bulids up pressure to send it out. The first time i had it doe it took about 6 syringes and all was fine.
Well this time after about the 3rd syringe I could feel it moving. The "physicians asst. " went to go fill to syringe up and next thing I know, I'm on the floor. I didn't even know I was falling. Odd? yes.
You see it affeted my equilibrium and therefore ripping me of any sense of balance. It was so wierd. I was like an out of body experience. I know that the majority of you who read this have heard the live telling. But i had to tell it again. It was awesome.
The English Notes So english is famously boring. Like put you to sleep boring. And thats what I do. I spend the entire class struggling to stay awake. My eyes are usually half shut. I'm nodding off.
I'm sure it's hilarious to watch. But it's horrible. I live in fear because once last semester I feel asleep in the front row mind you and Maley came over and grabbed me and sat me up straight and yelled. It was traumatizing. So to avoid that I take notes that no one can read because I can't see them because I keep going cross eyed because I'm SO tired and my eyes are shutting. So one day last week it was really bad.
I was falling alseep. Well much to my surprise I let myself go and did fall asleep. For how long? I don't know. But i do know that I wrote down on my notes what I was dreaming. Something about "wild toilets.
" Yes, no kidding. I can show you. I wish I would have remember that dream. Sounds exciting. The Run in with the Cops So post-working on Friday night I decided to hang out with Jake for a while to celebrate him making it through his first night of work. We went and got Whataburger (a love that we share, which is odd because most people hate it, but we're awesome) and then we went to the park to eat it (parks being another common bond.
) So we're sitting around eating our Whataburger when suddenly we are both blinded by this horrific light. Then we see headlights through the spotlight. Then a car. Then those infamous rubber bumpers. Oh my, it was a cop. The conversing went a little something like this: Cop: What do you think you're doing?
Jake: Sitting? Cop: Do you think you should be? Me: Are we not allowed to sit in a park? Cop: The park's closed. Me: I didn't know parks closed. For future reference could you tell me when a PUBLIC park might close?
Cop: Well uh 11:30. Maybe 11. Me: Hmm..ok? Cop: GATHER YOUER THINGS AND LEAVE Yea I was trite. I mean come on where does it say you can't sit in a park after 11. HOW DO YOU CLOSE A PUBLIC PARK?
I mean it's a big space. A public space. I was ranting for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Anyways it was amusing. I couldn't help but think, what if I were there with a boyfriend and we were going at it? What would happen then?
That would be scandelous. An even better story than this. We can only hope I'll tell that story some day. Well I think thats all for today. I'll be updating more regularly. Last week was just crazy busy.
I apologize. I'm truly sorry. Please Comment more. It gives me more reason to blog. That way I know people are reading and that I'm not just wasting my time. Time is precious.
Maybe even money. Oh I'm Vice President of The Teenage Republicans now. Movie Quote of the Day: This is to honor the release of Shrek 2 which was amazing. Go see it now: This is from the first Shrek by the way Shrek: Ogres are like onions. Donkey: They stink? Shrek: Yes.
No. Donkey: Oh, they make you cry. Shrek: No. Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs. Shrek: NO. Layers.
Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. [sighs] Donkey: Oh, you both have layers.
Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. To all the Republicans: Goodbye To all the Democrats: Go Play in Traffic 
