  I am going on vacation. Yay! I think this calls for a poem. Ahem. I am going on vacation to a foreign destination an undisclosed location Can you guess what it might be? It isn't on an island; It isn't at all in-land. I won't spend Yen, Won or Rand At this city by the sea. Yeah, yeah, gimme a break, you try writing a work of literary merit after midnight in under three minutes. So, wanna try and guess where I'm headed? Let's turn it into a game. If you guess the right answer, I'll send you a prize! (And those of you who know already, no hinting, helping, or bragging that you know, okay? ) This poem isn't very helpful though, so I'll have to think of some totally obscure clues that will only make sense after the fact. Hmmm... Clue 1 ---> The most fraudulent way? 
