  From urlLink Capitol Hill Blue this quote from Jay Leno recently: "'President Bush is back after remembering D-Day. Or, as known in his house, report card day. '" there's more where it came from. it's easy, but amusing and we do need humor (or as one person I know might say, yumah! ) this one proves that in every joke is a little grain of truth, also from Leno: "The Washington Post revealed that in 2002, the Justice Department sent a memo to the White House justifying the use of torture.
Torture - that's our Department of 'Justice' - they say `It's OK to torture people. ' What's the Department of Education doing? Burning books? " and from Jon Stewart, some of the best stuff: "Still, as tough as the week off will be on Kerry's campaign, the hiatus will be hardest on presidential hatchet man Karl Rove, who will be spending the week kicking puppies and tripping blind kids in order to, quote, `Stay sharp.
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