  genius from urlLink America's favorite radio station --have you heard all the stuff that's been goin on?
--no, jake. what's been goin on all over?? --well, this jesse bingham wants to turn dallas into a communist police state, and force hobos to make love to us. --how'd you find that out jake? --well, jesse bingham's fourth cousin, twice removed's cleaning lady's next-door neighbor voted in the american airlines bond election.
--wow, so now i'm gonna have to make violent scab love to a hobo?? --that's right cooder, saucy privates and all. --i thought i liked jesse bingham, but i guess he's an iraqi now that he's a communist terrorist. --that's right cooder, but that's not all. jesse bingham once refused a police escort for his mother's funeral. --so jesse bingham wants to take away our police officers and poison our children with window cleaner?!? --that's right cooder. --well i guess i can't vote for ol' jesse bingham, i wish there was an alternative.
--well there is, i'm gonna vote for ol' sylvia hector. she loves police and kids, and promises that we'll all go to heaven. --that's the kinda leader i want, jake. --hey, let's go vote right now. --yah, and afterward, let's kill homeless. --you said it brother. 
