  I'm generally a very coordinated person. I play(ed) sports, I have relatively good balance, I'm in pretty good shape, I'm good with that eye - hand coordination stuff. So, I get a little irritated when my usual grace eludes me. However, I find it pretty amusing when it happens in bed.
I mean you have to be able to laugh about these things. Right?! Now when I say "Safe Sex", I'm not talking about condoms or dental dams or anything like that. I think in my case a helmet and the occasional ice pack might be more appropriate. And there are just some areas of the human body where "Slippery When Wet" should be posted clearly. I'd love to think of myself as a smooth, romantic, passionate lover, and I'm told that most of the time I am.
I have my moments though, when I get a little riled up, and making love turns into some sort of bad slapstick comedy. If nothing else, it makes for amusing conversation later and Steph and I, well, we laugh about it a lot. Mostly at me, the knot on my head, and that muscle that I didn't even know existed...Until I pulled it. Ouch. 
