  I'm on a diet. It's my wife's idea. She felt that our eating was not healthy or structured enough. Now we have a weekly meal plan. Yesterday we went to the store to buy all of the ingredients for the new diet for 1 week. That was the craziest thing I've ever done in a grocery store!
We spent $215 on groceries, twice as much money as I've ever spent in a grocery store. Grocery shopping was cool. It was like a scavenger hunt, and for almost two hours, I didn't think about nanoparticles every 5 seconds. (This is why I hate grad school. If I was normal, I'd think about sex every 5 seconds. Instead, I have obsessive thoughts about nanoparticles.
) Anyway, our cart was bursting with groceries. In fact, people were staring at us because of all of the groceries. Usually, my wife and I get stared at because we're dykes, but these stares were distinctly different. They were more like, "you have an assload of groceries" type stares. Today is the first day of the diet. The diet is sort of like what you'd eat in a perfect world.
It consists of mostly fresh fruits and vegetables, plus some whole grains. It's like the USDA food pyramid diet. Right now, I'm eating an organic pot pie stuffed with vegetables and organic lentils. There's a movie called urlLink supersize me . It's about this guy who eats only McDonald's for a month. His health goes to pot, and he gains an assload of weight.
I wonder if something equivalent, yet opposite, will happen to me on this organic grains diet. After a month, I'll be really healthy, yet I will no longer have an ass.. 
