  Random bits of info: My mom just called to inform me that my great grandmother was murdered (fifty years ago) and may have been a prostitute. She didn't mean to shock me, but this info was urgent enough for my mom to call me immediately to let me know about it.
My mom calls me a lot during the day to tell me random facts about my relatives. I think the German lady and her girlfriend are on the outs. (I learned this from overhearing the German lady's phone conversation. ) This is certainly good news for CFL (control freak lesbian), not to be confused with CLF (crazy lesbian friend). CFL likes to gratitously touch the German lady (and me, when we used to me friends.
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