  my landlord went jogging in loyola memorial park this morning but forgot to leave the key. which meant i got locked in on my way to work. unfazed, my landlady woke up the next-door neighbor and asked if i could pass through their house. she agreed. now my boarding house is the middle unit in a sort of triplex, with the next-door neighbor's bedroom a few feet away from our balcony. perfect. i took my shoes off, climbed onto the banister, went through the open bedroom window, landed on my neighbor's bed, and went out their front door. the neighbor's two daughters barely stirred from their sleep. 
