  Fifteen minutes ago. The phone goes ring, ring. I answer. "This is Brent. " "Brent, do you have any of those big envelopes?
Not the skinny ones, the ones that are big," says Crumble Cheeks. "Yep. " "Could you please bring me some? " "Yep. " I Grab a handful of the envelopes and head to her office. This is the same Rubberhead who was baffled by how a folder works until I opened it up for her.
I am silently chanting "I know something stupid is going to happen. I know something stupid is going to happen" as I enter the office. "Here you go. " "No, these aren't them. I need the big ones. " Silence. I take the top envelope off the stack I have brought up. I open it. "Oh, OK, that's better. My stuff can fit in there now. " Rubberheads, dorks, my life is full of Rubberheads. 
