  Cashier Woman: "What's this? " Stupid Man: "That's a tomatilo. " Cashier Woman:"No way! " Stupid Man: "Yes. I should know what a tomatilo is, I'm from the South. " Cashier Woman: "You better not be fooling me, I don't give you boys any special treatment at the fire house.
" Top Ten Things I Should Have Said to The Chatty Rubberheads In Front of Me at The Grocery Store Delaying My Weekend Camping Trip: 10. ) "Hey! Buy one 'shut' get one 'the fuck up! ' free. " 9. ) "Hey! Can we get a price check on Bald Fuck and Chatty Skank? " 8. ) "Hey! This week's special is life at an acceptable pace! " 7. ) "Hey! Fuck up on ailse Bald Ass.
" 6.
) "Hey!
Would you like some help out with ... these fists? " 5.
) "Hey!
It's paper or plastic; not paper, plastic or babble. " 4.
) "Hey!
Would you like to sample some mouth closing? " 3.
) "Hey!
I must slay you and have revenge for my father's blood. " (Just to keep them on their toes) 2.
) "Hey!
Your chat has angered me! I shall summon your lord the Great Shift Manager to smite you! " 1.
) "Hey!
This line is 10 spoken words or less. " Weekend, dorks, I'm going camping. 
