  I did nothing today. I could bore you and talk about how I cleaned my truck or downloaded 20 Seinfeld episodes. But, you don't care and I don't want to bore you with that. Instead, in honor of Labor Day, which I told R. Girl should be renamed Non-Labor Day, I think I'll play James Brown's "I Feel Good" and tell you all a bad joke. How do you spot an elephant on the moon? He's the one with a giant "E" on his space suit. Happy Labor Day, dorks. 
