  Three things I did today:&nbsp; (you're gonna laugh) &nbsp; I stayed in bed till 11.&nbsp; I got up at 9, but, instead of leaping out of bed, I rolled over and grabbed my new book, urlLink Stiff , by Mary Roach.&nbsp; If you have a modicum of morbid curiosity, I highly recommend it.&nbsp; I bought it yesterday, and I'm almost done with it, lively read, impossible to put down. &nbsp; I took stock of the liquor cabinet.&nbsp; My mom is out of town, leaving her enormous house, pool, hot tub, very long sofa, big screen TV, and stolen cable, alllll alone.&nbsp; SOMEONE HAS TO KEEP ALL THAT STUFF COMPANY!! !&nbsp; We fully intend to.&nbsp; We're bringing booze, too.&nbsp; Now for the agonizing decision of the day.&nbsp; Mai Tais, or Jamaican Blue... &nbsp; I've been neglectful to my householdly duties this week, so&nbsp;I'm spending today in penitence.&nbsp; I mopped the bathroom floor, did the dishes, cleaned the skunky water out from around the dish drain, scrubbed the toilet, etc.&nbsp; All the nasty icky jobs that'll get my efforts noticed. &nbsp; &nbsp; 
