  I had a request to explain some of the things from my last story as I was telling it to a few people so I thought it couldn't hurt to clerify a few things from my last post.
mole day- it is the celebration of a number which is immensly useful in chemistry but meaningless to the rest of the known universe. The number is 6.02x10^23 which is a really big number. Actually if you had a mole of marshmellows and forced the world's population (5 billion people) to eat 3 marshmellows a second, you would be eating for about 1.3 million years. Now that everyone knows what a mole is I can explain why it falls on october 23rd. Some scientist who was out of his mind decided to set aside october 23rd for mole day to promote the discovery of what a mole really is. Now this guy decided to be really witty and use his supercomputer intelligence to make a day where everyone could celbrate this utterly useless number.
So he looked at the exponent(10^23) and said hey let's make the mole day be October 23rd(10-23) and that will be so awesome that everyone will learn and prase the number. Well I'm not so sure how that worked out but if anyone who reads this knows what the mole is then prove me wrong(coasterfan001@aol.com). Next order of business is the "wilson" i refer to when talking about simmons. I say wilson because there is a history book writer named wilson to whom simmons always refers to as a bastard.
Whever I say "wilson" i really mean "bastard" but i just like saying wilson. When i say lessthenever, it's just another form of levertheness which evil rob says spontaniously Note: I have stopped using the word randomly and all it's many forms due to a huge debate with a person I don't even know who claims that nothing is ever actually random although I think it can be. Anyway levertheness is really the word nevertheless only garbled up and spit out somewhat backwards.
Joe Strelnik is a crazy guy who likes to shoot things (hunting i hope) and play hockey excessivly (he must have missed one day of school of every week in the 8th grade year) Dommy is a dummy who always screws something up or makes a mess of something. I could post some of the hilarious happings of Dommy and I if i felt like but sadly I don't feel like typing out all that. 
