  THIS JUST IN.... With a single search in his Google Toolbar, The Carl discovered that Duncan is from the UK and has his own blog site.
After more careful digging, we also discovered that Duncan went to the same finishing school as his nemesis, Tim-Tom. While at School, Tim-Tom walked in on Duncan having 'relations. ' Now this would not seem to bother many people, except in this case, Duncan was not with a woman, but a watermelon with a picture of The Queen taped on it.
Embarrassed by this, Duncan set out to destroy Tim-Tom and his credibility. However, word quickly spread across campus of Duncan's 'Fruitty Good Time' and he was expelled from the School. Still bitter by all of this, Duncan searched for a way to get maximum exposure to spread lies and threats about Tim-Tom. While sitting in a pub in town, Duncan overheard a conversation about a new American sensation that was getting people world wide excited.
This sensation... The Rants of The Carl. So He logged on and quickly saw that TRoTC had a following and thought to himself that it would be a good forum to spread those lies and threats about Tim-Tom. What he didn't realize is that we Americans really don't give a shit. Poor Duncan. Let's just pray he doesn't get a watermelon seed stuck in the hole. 
