  What is with you people? I have not seen you in some time. Do you know how much has changed? A LOT. Not only did I have a conversation with Ted Danson, steal a car, hang out with Gary Colman, eat a roach, and swim to work, but I also killed two people. And I have to tell you something....I really hate Gary Colman. Ok, so I only did these things in some really fucked up dreams, but lemmie tell you...Three Coronas and cough medicine sure do mess with your head! 
