  To everyone: Merry Christmas to my Jesus loving friends, Happy Chanukah to our Moses loving friends, and Happy Carlmas to everyone that is reading this. Today was a fun, great, then agrivating day. Santa treated me well, even though the fat bastard didn't give me my motorcycle, and I had a great breakfast with my father's side of the family and an enjoyable visit to my mom's house...Thanks for the kick ass stuff mom...and even had a blast with Danielle's family, even though I had to smack her aunt around.
(Swear...don't let her tell you it was the other way around, who do you believe, anyway! ) But then I got a call that really agrivated me....one of those calls that makes you say "Fuck them. " All I know, is if you need me to help you with a very trying time in your life, always feel free to call on me like these people did...but then if someone else 'comes home' and you suddenly don't need me anymore...don't fuckin call me because you need help with something again.
And then if ya ever get mad at me...remember one thing, I won't care. You earned that much. With that actual rant out of the way, I do wish you all a happy holiday, whatever it may be that you celebrate. Please be safe this coming week, and I hope you all have a WONDERFUL new year. Your Friend, The Carl 
