  Realize, dear readers, that a good deal of my stories will come from the bathroom stalls of various locals in central Illinois. Not cause I'm a janitor or anything, but well nevermind. On my second day of classes, I walked into another set of stalls in the English building and found another random post about Ms. So and So's sexual exploits. All I'm going to say is that according to the wall, she enjoys man juice. I'm beginning to think someone has a serious vendetta or crush on this chick, either way I really got to figure out where this chick is and what she's been up to...jk 
