  Women are not people. They're devices created by the lord Jesus Christ for our pleasure. BAM. Great idea. The H.A.W.L.! The Halloween Albino Wrestling League. They only allow Albinos to wrestle and they must wear Halloween costumes. Albinos by themselves would be entertaining, especially if they came from many different races, heights, and weights. I'd like to see an obese, Albino Black man wrestle a small, Albino Asian boy whose cobra-quick agility would allow him to defeat the towering, ebony behemoth.
That's a show. BUT, I think the Halloween costumes would do it one better. By the end of the fights the costumes would be torn to shreds and the real horrowshow part would being since there will be PLENTY of blood. There would probably be a goat blood gun mounted on the side of ring so the fighters could be hosed down intermittently. Andrew came up with this idea by they way, I only supplied the Halloween costumes and the blood. Fiona Apple's new album should be coming out soon! I'm very excited for this one. Her second album wasn't nearly as perfect as her first because its tempo was too slow to keep her songs moving.
Which reminds me, who the hell likes Ms."Don't Know Why" what ever the fack her name is. The song is catchy and weepy sentimental, but she didn't even write it! While this is nothing new, what with nobody in pop music writing their own stuff, she hardly wrote ANYthing on her album, and most of it sucks anyways.
X-tina got media-gypped on that Madonna kiss. I predict the big Spears scandal will be in five years when her little sister, driven mad from living in her sisters shadow, starts a world wide, one person stage show tour involving nudity and intercourse with robots; a comment on America's self-destructive, materialistic society...or her womb or something. Stupid college kids. 
