  Sex toys can only be sold in Texas as long as they are advertised as novelty items and the item's correct use is not described. I'm predicting a rash of vibrator related deaths in Texas because these poor, unfulfilled girls used the vibrating, artificial penis incorrectly. If I ever go to Texas I'll wear my hat on my feet and my shoes on my head...and then I'll get beat up for being a "shoe-hat wearing queer". 
