  Dan, I Hate You, You Mustachioed Little Crap-squirt. I'm DONE with the Northgate house and Dan, my former landlord. If you couldn't tell from my previous post on landlords, I hate Dan. He is a moron. Utterly. I pity the family that lives in that house now. I've been toying with the idea of introducing myself to them and letting them know about all the broken windows, the enourmous hornet's nest in Dan's compost heap in the back yard, the rug that needs to be THROWN OUT...not cleaned AGAIN, and most of all, how Dan is a slimy bully who will do anything as long as it doesn't involve him doing work.
He'll even spend money over doing work himself, but most likely he'll just bullshit you and end up doing nothing. He hired his "bonehead" nephew to paint the house while he was doing whatever the hell Dan does when he's not teaching gym class for THIRTY YEARS. The nephew had his GIRLFRIEND help him paint. They didn't even scrape the old paint off! They just painted right over it. They even painted the shed/garage, even though it's filled with garbage, ANOTHER hornet's nest, and a gigantic pile of rotting lumber, dirt, and whatever else I found on the property that should have been cleaned up before I got there.
YOU HEAR THAT YOU BASTARD? Not that it matters. He'll probably end up selling the property for land since the house is a rotting, neglected shack . I also padded the number of hours I worked on the deck. There's an extra $20 bucks in my pocket! Not. He charged ME for whatever he felt like. Since he hadn't paid me back for the supplies and labor involved in refinishing the deck, he took whatever he felt like charging me out of that and suggest I sue him.
I don't care. I got back some money and am OUT OF THERE. Revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be. It eats at the cockles of your heart till you've no more cockles. That reminds me. Joe Johnson likes to fondle his mother. 
