  urlLink Henry Panky pens many funny things, but I really love this urlLink Dubious Tidings from the Big Behind . It's a sort of satire as if someone who was "left behind" is telling about their life since the big desertion. The whole thing is amazingly clever and witty, but please allow me to quote one of my favorite passages: "Jesus, on the other hand, is taking His own sweet time. This is His big John-Travolta-Pulp-Fiction-like comeback moment, and he's not going to rush it. I'll tell you one thing though: He's tired of being Mr. Nice Guy.
Ha! That didn't work! He wants some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. He's gonna open a can of whoop-ass and rule with a "rod of iron. " And finally, His immaculate heart is absolutely set on ... an expensive blow-it-all-to-Kingdom-come finale. But first, the stage must be set just so: cups of doom, seals of doom, horsemen of doom, baked beans of doom (basically anything that includes doom is a go); plaguey buboes, suppurating ulcers, oceans of hemoglobin, uber-locusts, heads on sticks, tax cuts for the rich, aliens with really long fingernails, dogs and cats living together! You get the idea - utter abomination. Give the people what they want. " (via urlLink RRiverstone ) 
