  Gameday! We moved over to the mansion and—no shit—we’re next door to the Real World house! The manager of the place has all sorts of stories about what jerks the people who set the house up were. He said the set lights were incredibly bright and they built a 12-foot fence upon arrival. When we got here he took one look at us and pulled out the little factoid about the Real World asap, like that’s the only way he can relate with us youngsters. I have to be honest, I was so impressed to hear it. We recognized the neighborhood from the shots yesterday and were keeping an eye out for it.
They told us the house is haunted, yeah right. It doesn’t feel haunted. Will report back on that after spending the night, though. I just want to know why these supposed ghosts always haunt after dark. I have a standing agreement with ghosts that if they want to talk to me, it goes down in daylight. This way I get to be receptacle to the messages from the other side, but don’t have to lose sleep about it. 
