  In my hicktown upbringing, this was the meanest thing you could do to someone, you'd write this and their number on the truckstop bathroom wall and they, or their parents, would get months of rude phone calls.
Not that I ever had the guts to do it, this is actually my first time. Only, I don't mean it mean. urlLink Gwen is a friend of mine whose first book is being published, will be out sometime soon.
She sent me this, and now I'm sending it on to you: Call 713-335-3443 right now (24 hours a day until the end of the month) to hear two pieces from my upcoming book, To the Last Man I Slept with and All the Jerks Just Like Him, as well as a piece from my chapbook. This program, PhoneWorks, is hosted by DiverseWorks and sponsored by KPFT and features different writers and spoken-word artists every month. PhoneWorks put in the second installment of my readings. Call now and leave me a funny message. I'm lonely. 713-335-3443. 
