  cynical, i know. downright feminist-nazi-bitch if you want to quibble. but it was written on a whim and so i post it on a whim, and if you're not in a whimsical mood at the time that you start reading it-- come back later, i think you'll be less offended(or more entertained) if you do :) Frog-Lips(the everyday prince) okay.
so here's my problem with prince charming: why did that "wicked old witch" turn him into a frog anyways? i mean, how many wicked old ladies out there who just like to turn "upstanding young men" into frogs? plausible? i think not. so what did he do? was he just aggravating or really flawed in some deep and unamed way? i mean, mutation into an animal is some serious shit. woops, did i say a bad word again? guess i'm never going to be the princess in your story but i'm not burned. and what happened to that oh-so-lovely princess, anyways? i mean after she kissed him did they really live "happily ever after" do you really believe that? honestly. because all around me every day i see a lot of prince-charmings walking around with their pretty-princesses they're just a little tarnished. yup, i find them at the grocery store and the gas station or in the parking lot in their rusted out car don't you see?
"once upon a time" they thought love was like a fairytale but ten years past and she got fat and he lost his job and where are they now? he's still got those oh-so-froglike qualities and she's probably still a snob with a weird animal kissing tendency. can you spell dysfunction? d-y-s.... and besides, that "wicked old witch" was probably a very beautiful princess in her day ever think of that?
she probably had some lovely prince under some wicked spell and risked her life only to find out... what? well, that maybe he deserved it all along so before you go kissing frogs or kissing princes keep in mind: fairytales are fairytales because it won't happen in real life. 
