  BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN - Once again, it is I, Buzz Evill! And once again I have come to offer you things that are FAR better than Buzz Rodell could ever create from his pea-sized brain!
I have written my first story to share with you fools. You'd better staple those socks on, because this is going to blow them clear off! Here it goes: Smart Luke was sitting at a cafeteria table when he saw Ryan and Marissa walk by holding hands. Luke decided he could no longer sit and watch the love of his life, the girl he treated so well, walk away with Stinking Chino. Smart Luke made his way across the cafeteria. He picked up weak Ryan and dropped him in a garbage can! Then he grabbed Marissa's hand, and they lived happily ever after! That's story is SO TOTALLY AWESOME! I hope I get a book deal. Seriously, Luke rules, Ryan drools! BOOM! Chew on that for awhile! 
