  PLEASE BEGIN YOUR 15 MINUTES OF FAME So in case you haven't noticed... I'M GONNA BE ON TV TONIGHT! And now that I've beaten the dead horse, buried it, dug it up again, beat on it some more, buried it again and beat the ground it's buried in, read urlLink here if you have no idea what I'm talking about.
I swear this massive ego trip is almost over. After the episode tonight, my 15 minutes begins. I'm sure it'll be the fastest 15 minutes in pseudo-fame history. So tune in to your local FOX station, 9/8C to be a part of history. Okay, okay. Tune into The O.C. , but stay for the me. That was the lamest slogan ever... 
