  I have been reluctant to blog about this subject, but I just can’t hold back any longer. My cat is so god damned, fucking cute. Honestly, I love her. Don’t get all jealous. It has taken us a while to get to where we are. When I first got her I was all lovey dovey because she was new. Then after a while the newness wore off and I was just kind of complacent with her.
Then I began to downright hate her because she started doing things like “puking” and “pissing on my bed”. Then she stopped doing those things as often and we began to realize how much we had in common - like our love for sleeping, doritos, and bacon.
Then I also realized that I was in total control and that she relied on me for everything and that I could fuck with her as much as I wanted and there was nothing she could do - whoever had her before me had her claws removed. So now, five years later, I love her so much that it’s kind of disturbing - even for me. Anyway, I just thought you guys should know. Me 'n' Fatty 4-eva...or at least until she dies...or I have to make the decision to kill her. Yeah, 4-eva until then. 
