  Girls- He's Easily Accessible! The Onion Personal ads are sometimes a source of amusement. I just received a message from JIM2001. It was so terribly long so I'll just include the last paragraph. This..is from Jim: " About five years ago I purchased a house about 10 minutes from the Airport. It has put a major strain on my social life. There is 1.2 acres of grass to mow, most of it by hand. There is also an in-ground pool. The pool is only one size down from being Olympic sized so you can imagine the time and expense of keeping it up. No one held a gun to my head an ordered me to buy the property. All and all, however, I have simple tastes and I own only two small and economical cars. I have many interests that i won't go into at this time. I'm easy accessible as I'm on-line all day " He's got not one but TWO economical cars, AND he's easy accessible. 
