  So Not Bitter &nbsp; Personal ad created for ex-boyfriend: Perpetually broke SWM 12 year old in bald mans body seeking SWF who will put up with my shit, patiently teach me to communicate, and mother my inner child. Must not mind half-truths, binge drinking, or hard drugs. Must be able to advocate for own orgasm. Advance warning: Sorry, I just don't do special occasions. " 
