  &emailalert=no&email=adgrant@indiana.edu&url=http://closeproximity.blogspot.com&name=Proximity&bgcolor=003399&fcolor=FFFFFF&link=FFFFCC&words=comments&title=Comments &width=350&height=350"> While the weddin' of the year hasn't been mentioned on this site, I imagine any readers probably check in on other sources and are hip to the news that Britney Spears is engaged to ghetto-not-so-fabulous backup dancer Kevin Federline. urlLink Read this particulary snarky and scathing version here (scroll down a bit). Well, I've been reading the urlLink Fametracker forums on Britney's trashy decline, and it's getting a little out of hand with the hillbilly wedding the posters are planning for the Red Bull and Cheetos-addled Ms. Spears. One even created this snazzy urlLink wedding invitation , and there's a hilarous urlLink wedding registry at Amazon.com. If these Fametrackers' predictions are right, Brit won't be singing "Hit me Baby One More Time" when she and Big Kevvie are featured on COPS this time next year for domestic disturbance. In direct contrast to Brit is urlLink Gary Benchley , who seems to have found himself a cool bass player but nontheless has gotten into some hot water for racial profiling.
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" To each her own, I 'spose. If you've seen Farenheit 9/11, and I'm pretty sure you have, Salon has an interesting interview with urlLink Lila Lipscomb , the greiving mother at the heart of the film. I, for one, found her transformation fascinating but pretty frustrating. It's sad she had to learn the lesson of questioning authority only after she lost someone so dear to her. 
