  this weekend i had an epiphany. something funny, disturbing, but true. my boyfriend, sean, and jessica simpson are birds of a feather....perhaps that is why i am obsessed with her antics. i have compiled a list of reasons why: *i don't think sean could name a brand of tuna, not even chicken of the sea. i also don't think jessica could either until that incident. *sean and jessica both love shopping more than humanly possible and sported the "trucker hat" with much enthusiasm. plus, nothing is too expensive for their tastes ($700 underwear? ) *this past wednesday, when sean was leaving the gas station, he forgot to remove the pump from his car before driving off.
common mistake....if you're jessica or sean. *sean's mother still does his laundry (sometimes) and ironing....does jessica know what a lint trap is? *in a conversation about children (not ours, in general), sean remarks that he will trade his car for a minivan when expecting his first child. why? b/c kids need "a lot of metal surrounding them to protect them in an accident" and because "babies are important!". apparently my toyota corolla is not safe for children, but jessica's suv will do the trick! *i had a cold last week, cough, whatnot.
sean asks me is i could be pregnant and i respond with something like a "wha? " and he replies that women get sick before they find out they are pregnant and i am sick, so could i be pregnant? i calmed him by telling him that morning sickness is defined by symptoms of barfing and nausea, not sniffling and coughing.
i bet jessica would have already peed on the stick. *sean and jessica still love and admire 98 degrees, okay i made that one up :) there are more, but i will not bore you. overall, i am not dating a complete nutball, he just has his "jessica" moments that make me laugh. if nothing else, i do respect nick lachey for taking the plunge with jess and having an idea of what he had to deal with to hit it with that hottie! 
