  first off.  thank u Gloria 4 u're words of encouragement.  they r much appreciated.  ; oD second:  KATY WHEN R U COMING HOME?
 I MISS U DAMNIT!  &  U NEVER CALLED ME BACK U ASS!  ; oP thirdly,  they cancelled my damn appointment.
 okee,  so i could finally breathe when they called 45 minutes b4 i was supposed 2 be there &  told me this.  but it pisses me off cuz my blood pressure went up 4 no damn reason,  i was on the fucking verge of a panic attack 4 half the fucking day 4 NO DAMN REASON,  &
 i found out this appointment is not with the doctor,  but with a nurse,  who will oh- so- graciously talk 2 me about pregnancy,  show me a video &
 take my blood.  gee thanks,  u think maybe i could actually get in2 see a living breathing doctor b4 i actually give birth?  i mean really,  this is fucking rediculous.  i'm estimating that i'm about 3 months pregnant now &
 don't u think that maybe. JUST MAYBE it would be more productive 2 have an exam than 2 watch a stupid movie?  maybe my priorities r messed up,  but it seems completely logical 2 me.  on another note,  i have not shit in FIVE DAYS.
 yes,  i've been throwing up quite frequently but still i think i get the equivalent of at least one meal down me a day.  this means there r FIVE MEALS just sitting inside me,  festering,  poisoning me.  no wonder i'm fucking puking.
 anyway,  2day i bought some metamucil apple crisp wafers ( which i swear r made of glycerine or something as they turn 2 some sort of thick jello- y substance once chewed &  remain stuck 2 u're teeth until u sandpaper it off with u're toothbrush)  &
 a box of all- bran ( u know,  that cereal made entirely of twigs -  u'd think they'd have the decency 2 at least grind them up &  process them in2 some shape other than a stick)
 which i will proceed 2 eat the whole damn box of if these metamucil jello 'wafers' do not do the trick by 2morrow morning.  i am in pain &  i feel like my fucking abdomen is going 2 explode.  i KNOW 4 a fact the all bran will make me shit cuz when i was about 14 (  locked in he looney bin,  4bidden 2 throw up thier marshmellow &
 coleslaw suprise)  my roomate &  i got this bright idea that we'd go on an all all- bran diet.  well,  about an hour after lunch we were both glued 2 the toilet,
 the twigs running though us like water.  who knew sticks were good 4 anything?  4 some reason we continued on that diet anyway 4 the next day &  a half,  afterwards reverting back 2 puking 2gether in our waste basket &  stealthily sneaking the bag in2 the bathroom under our robes &
 dumping the guck in2 the toilet 2- 3 times daily.  so much 4 24 hour observation ; oP.  i know everyone in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD wanted 2 hear all about that,  so i gladly obliged.
 until next time:  have a beautifully wonderful life &  4 God's sake,  SMOKE A WHOLE FUCKING OUNCE 4 ME!
