  I've been hearing all kinds of reports about Disney. I don't really listen to them, so of course I don't understand what's going on. Why should I break from speaking only of the most important issues to mention this? Because I am a Disney stockholder. Yes, what has become of me? It's not by choice, friends, and by now I'd surely rather have the cash. My grandparents bought 12 shares for me on my 12th birthday, and I'll get to cash them in when I marry. So, should I have gone to the elections simply to withhold my vote for Eisner? They were in Philly, if only ... if only ... Should I marry now to get top-dollar for my stock, or will things get even better now with all this internal turmoil at the House of Mouse? Could I call a stockbroker -- are they accustomed to dealing with such foolishness? 
