  Alternate ending to a Christmas Carol: Scrooge: You there! Boy! What day is it? Boy: Why, Its December 24th! Scrooge:... then there's still time to change!...Eh, Maybe tomorrow Scrooge:You there! Boy! What day is it? boy:Its the 26th of december! Scrooge: Oh shit... overslept... damn ghosts.. Scrooge:Oy what a night.. Boy! Now what day is it? different boy: Who, me? Scrooge: Yes! what day is it? boy: why, it would be the day after yesterday of course!
Scrooge: And that is? boy: Yesterday? It was a Tuesday I think. Scrooge: Making today?... boy: Well, wednesday, sir! Scrooge: No, I mean, the date! boy: date? thats a small fruit that's grown in sub-tropical climates, but what does that have to do with anything? Scrooge: Bah! Humbug! you idiots aren't worth a lifestyle change! END! I fell down the chimney onto a flaming goose! 
