  Hello!  and greetings from crazy- ass Germany,  where I just then discovered even the keyboard config is wierd.  Well I gotta say Im pretty proud of myself so far,  somehow after being on no sleep since thurs nite I managed to catch myself a train from Frankfurt Airport to Berlin and then to my hostel in da ghetto without speaking a word of German and not catching a taxi once (
though that was kind of foolish -  damn trekking round the ghetto for hours in 30 degrees with 40 kilos stuck to my back)  Anywho story of the day:  I get on the train to Berlin,  and naturally get kicked outta first class ( oh Im sorry,
 I didnt know!  I dont speak German!  hehehe)  anywho Im wading through the drunken screaming soccor crowd in the pub carrage when this guy stops me and says something in German then realised I didnt have a fuckin clue what he was saying then goes " why are british girls the sexiest girls in the world?  Im like oh fuck.
 then he forces me to sit down and buys me champagne and full German breakfast .  cant handle anymore fuckin meat.  so at this point Im not complaining then hes like " come and stay with me in Berlin I stay in five star hotel you live like a queen I buy you anything you want I love you!  so I start freakin out and then he starts getting all touchy and I gave the guy opposite this " help me"
 look and he leans over and says to " Phillipe"  some stern German shit,  Philipe gets all outraged starts shouting shit and everybody starts looking in horror,  a huge fight breaks out and Im just sitting there with my backback with no idea what is goin on,  so I escaped his clutches dodged through the crowd and hid for the rest.
 time running out more later 
