  Ok most people may know that I haven't really been leaving the house much this week apart for the occasional late night coffee... so it seems a natural progression for me to become somewhat obsessed with Lord of the Flies.
Having just finished it last night, I've discovered something amazing..... THE GREATEST BAND NAME OF ALL TIME: .......THE CONCH....... That's right. For those unfamiliar with the story, in the very beginning 2 boys find themselves stranded on a deserted beach.
They discover a large beautiful pink and white shell. Piggy informs Ralph that this is called a 'conch' and that it makes a loud sound if you blow into it. Ralph proceeds to blow into the conch and suddenly from all directions small children start staggering out of the forest attracted to its incredible low boom. Thus 'The Conch' (the band) shall play such awe-inspiring music that all the kids shall be drawn to it.
And it will restore their faith in their fellow youth and they will be reassured by the knowledge that 'something is being done, something brilliant is finally being done'. I can see it now.... websites like .... www.theconchrocks.com AND WE SHALL BE HUGE IN AUSTRIA FOR SOME REASON! and they will have T-Shirt slogans like.... THE CONCH ATE MY LONCH yes its all falling into place... all I need is either some musical talent or a lot of money.... 
