  These are all the stuff in "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Edition" that sound really wrong if you think of them in that way. FRODO: Don't look down Sam, just keep going! SAM: ...Grab it, Mr. Frodo! SAM: ...it's not natural. None of it. Ok, do you know what that stuff in the box LOOKS LIKE?!?!
SAM: Well, who's going to follow us here? SAM: I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way. FRODO: Nothing ever dampens your spirits, does it Sam? Any time Gollum mentions his "precious"... GOLLUM: ...and we wants it! GOLLUM: ...Nasty elves... GOLLUM: Take it off us! SAM: It's hopeless!
Every orc in Mordor's going to hear this racket! Let's just tie him up... GOLLUM: We be nice to them if they be nice to us...we swears to do what you wants! We swears! ORC: He wants the Shire-rats now! UGULK: Saruman will have his prize... ARAGORN: Their pace is quickened... FREDA: Papa says Eothain is not to ride Garulf. He's to big for him!
GRIMA: You see much, Eomer son of Eomund. Too much. LEGOLAS: They run as if the very whips of their master were behind them. ORC: Ooh, they look tasty... ORC: Do they give good sport? ARAGORN: A hobbit lay here...and the other. FRODO: Don't touch me!
GOLLUM: So bright. So beautiful. Our precious. Gandalf's lack of clothes and his reaction at being "sent back". GIMLI: That is no short distance! GANDALF: A great power has been sleeping here for many long years.
GANDALF: The Ents are going to wake up and find that they are strong. TREEBEARD: Don't be hasty... GANDALF: Everything depends upon speed. FRODO: I do not ask you to come with me, Sam. GOLLUM: There's a path, and some stairs, and then tunnel. PIPPIN: I'd give anything for a whiff of Old Toby. That whole Merry and Pippin conversation about who's "taller".
TREEBEARD: ...Dig deep... TREEBEARD: The trees have grown wild... HAMA: I cannot allow you before Theoden King so armed, Gandalf Greyhame. GRIMA: I told you to take the wizard's staff! GANDALF: Your fingers would remember their own strength better if they grasped your sword. GRIMA: I've only ever served you, my lord. GANDALF: Draw him away from your women and children. ARAGORN: You have 2,000 good men riding north as we speak.
GANDALF: He will need you before the end, Aragorn. GANDALF: Look to my coming at the first light on the fifth day... SARUMAN: Does he seek to humble me with his newfound piety? ARAGORN: (to Eowyn) You have some skill with a blade. Saruman's raised eyebrow when Grima says that "They will have women and children with them. " GOLLUM: They are young, they are tender, they are nice. Yes, they are!
Eat them! Eat them! SAM: You'll make him sick, you will, behaving like that! GOLLUM: (screams) What's it doing?!?! FARAMIR: Bind their hands. GIMLI: ...and the dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!
THEODEN: (talking about Eowyn) ...doomed to wait upon an old man... Arwen's see-through toga-dress. Need I say more? THEODEN: Get them into the caves. THEODEN: Saruman's arm will have grown long indeed... TREEBEARD: There was a time when Saruman would walk in my woods... ELROND: Arwen, it is time. GALADRIEL: Isengard has been unleashed. GALADRIEL: It is close now.
So close to achieving its goal... FARAMIR: His horn washed up upon the riverbank... BOROMIR: One moment of peace, can he not give us that? SOLDIER: We found the third one. (this one's kind of obscure) FARAMIR: Down there... FRODO: This creature is bound to me. And I to him...please, let me go down to him. FARAMIR: Here in the wild I have you... GAMLING: Your men, my lord, will follow you to whatever end. GIMLI: It's a little tight across the chest.
LEGOLAS: That is no orc horn. HALDIR: An alliance once existed between elves and men. GIMLI: You could have picked a better spot. ARAGORN: Show them no mercy, for you shall receive none! The angry roars of the orcs. ARAGORN: Prepare to fire!
ARAGORN: Release arrows! GIMLI: Send them to me! Come on! What Gimli and Legolas say during their contest... Where Gimli hits that one orc right before Legolas goes, "Ninteen! ' THEODEN: Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?
ARAGORN: Bring him down, Legolas! THEODEN: Brace the gate! The orcs' battering ram. ARAGORN: Charge! GAMLING: Get your men out of there! GIMLI: Oh, come on, we can take 'em!
ARAGORN: It's a long way. ARAGORN: Hurry! Inside, get them inside! PIPPIN: Turn around. Turn around, take us south. TREEBEARD: My buisness is with Isengard tonight...with a rock and stone.
FRODO: His eye is almost on me! GOLLUM: We could let her do it... 
