  The truth about Ronald's death is this: He died nearly three years ago, and it was never announced to the world.Instead, he was taken to Disneyland Anaheim and placed in deep freeze storage next to Walt Disney (Better known as "The Waltsicle") in Cinderella's Castle. (The upper rooms are locked and no one can ever go in there...so why won't they open them to verify the rumors of Walt being there? )Ron passed away some time ago, and at Bush the Elder's guidance (as former head of the CIA) the body was placed there for later use. They knew even then they were headed towards war someday- and would need major distraction of the press at some point or another. When they did, they simple roll out Ron's body and proclaim his death. They effectively took the world's attention off the mistakes of Bush The Lessor for nearly two weeks. For a number of years, a character actor has played the part for doctor visits, and all files have been altered, as his blood type isn't the same. He was paid well, and finally got to undergo reverse plastic surgery to return his looks to his own now that he is no longer needed.
The first hint of this was a bad joke nearly three years ago where they mentioned the Waltsicle and the Ron-Pop in the same sentence. No one has actually seen him since, other than Nancy, who obviously had many interests of her own to protect and therefore played along. There is a chance that Ron's daughter who passed away was dosed with something to give her cancer, so she wouldn't interfere at the time.
While she may have been misguided in her little girl like undying love for daddy and the way she proclaimed him to the world, it's a shame she was killed for it. Then again, maybe that's a bonus, when just one stuck up little rich Republican girl is shut up too I guess. In the last few years since his interment at Disney, that organization has bought up major chunks of land with little resistance to their advances.
They own nearly everything around the Magic Kingdom, except the few fields from the fellow who refuses to sell to them right next door. Everything has fallen into their grasp, and it's all now patrolled by the Anaheim Police, even though leaving out the actual public roads, it's all private Disney property. This is because they then have jurisdiction over everything and can use the police force to back them up. The recent flair up of the rape trial of an underage girl and the son of a high ranking cop in Orange County is simply a smoke screen in that area that kept attention away from Disney's issues. Disney itself is not evil (Well, other than maybe the Country Bear Review) and has simply been doing its civic duty as requested by the US Government. Their payoff was the expansion they were supported in. Its been said that M. E. got wind of the whole Reagan thing and was going to have the body removed, but it couldn't be put in the public storage place in Riverside that Timothy Leary is at for security concerns.
M.E. was trying to keep the nose of the Disney organization clean, but the power play to remove him is all at the hands of ranking key people in the world of Disney who are deeply tied to the Republican Party. There are probably a bunch of other things I forgot that the guy said, but its a little weird to run into a scared biker who thought people were out to get him in a bar on the Ortega Highway, only to see he's driven off the edge of the mountain less than an hour later. Most people who own a Ducati know how to handle them. Most people who work security at Disney can't afford one either I guess. All in all, it certainly added up to make the other day Number One in the Weird file...... 
