  OH MY, he's got a KNIFE... ...or a fork. Here are my ratings(between 1 and 5) for different ways to smash your finger. In a car door - between 3 and 5 (5 if the child protection is on and noone is around so you have to roll the window down and open it from the outside. That is as long as you don't have power windows and the keys in you're pocket. Then you're totally screwed. ) Sledge hammer - 5 (Definitely one of the worst ways to smash your finger. ) Someone else's foot - between 1 and 5 depending on what the foot is wearing. Aircraft landing gear - 17 (Not only would it hurt the most but it would be the most difficult to explain) I think I'm done. Goodnight (actually it's search for food time for me). 
