  urlLink "Their opponents will tell you we should be afraid of John Kerry and John Edwards because they won't stand up to terrorists. Don't you believe it. Strength and wisdom are not opposing values. " Bill Clinton rocked the Democratic National Convention last night. That strength and wisdom line was straight out of The Karate Kid. I know people love to hate Clinton because he's a slutty southern genius and that's intimidating.
You know. Clinton probably catches more fish than you. He probably drives a bigger truck. He gives you the feeling that he just might be able to charm his way into your daughters and / or wifes' pants. Fuck that, though. I love moderate Democrats. I think being liberal doesn't mean you're a pussy. It just means that you're optimistic and careful, not blind or weak. More than that, I dig southern boys. Dammit if the likes of Clinton and Edwards and Jimmy Carter don't make me lose it. They're so fucking cool.
They're peach pie for chrissakes. They're boyscouts with vision and ambition. They mean it. I know, I live here. It's not some cheesy used car salesman shtick. And don't you say a fucking thing about Jimmy Carter. That man is an angel. urlLink -bunny mcintosh 
