  Unlike other people on this site, I've got no problem with the laydeez. In fact, I got a lot of attention from four lovely young girls on Saturday night in Huddersfield. Okay, they were paid. Yep, Inno got his wish and got to see some lapdancers on a mate's stag do. And, thanks to my great mates, I got four lapdances. Lovely. I will makes several things clear now.
Titch did not go in, so no need for a divorce. TFMrs knows, since Pops knew and Danny and I have determined that they tell each other everything. Also, quite a strange thing. While having a naked girl writhing over you isn't the worst way to spend a few minutes, I found the whole experience incredibly sexless. Bizarre. Plus, there is nothing in the world more uncomfortable than a BAD lapdance. Okay, a bad lapdance with Inno in the booth next door, with him talking throughout it. = Two films seen this Bank Holiday weekend, and you might get reviews, unless work has built up from having the last week off. On Sunday, TFMrs and I rented Paycheck, with Ben Affleck. For a John Woo film, it had surprising restrained action, and I forgot it was woo until the inevitable "dove in a gunfight".
S'okay, but nowhere near as good as the other recent film based on Phillip K Dick story, Minority Report. And today, we went and saw Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azakaban. It's the best of the lot, a biut like the books. There are a few scenes which are scary as fuck, such as the Dementors, Lupin's transformation and IAN BROWN'S face filling the screen. Chilling stuff. = Just watched Derren Brown's Seance. It was pretty creepy, despite the fact is was blatantly staged.
There were a few moments which creeped me out, but I could tell the tricks he was playing. Texting with Inno, it became clear how he did one of the stunts, and I may demonstrate it later to show you how easy it was to work out. = Less than two weeks to the wedding. I'm shockingly calm, which is, in a way, making me nervous. 
