  OK. I'd just like to say that I'm 100% not proud of myself for this, but I wanted to get this off my chest and say that if I spend the rest of my time in Korea alone and hated by most of the female population, then I've got sod all reason to complain.
I've cheated on my bird twice. In the last 4 days. With 2 different women. Christ, that looks bad written down. Anyway, for what it's worth, here's my defence: 1) Bird pissing me off beyond belief by not answering calls / replying to texts on the Saturday and Sunday after I got back from Japan (the only excuse I could muster out of her? "I was busy") AND calling me yesterday morning just to say she was off to Seoul for a 3-day shopping trip with her sister. I spent 30-odd quid on quality Japanese merchandise and duty-free perfume as presents to her, expecting a warm welcome back to Korea, only to be mercilessly shunned. *quiet sobbing* 2) The first time was with my ex in Japan. In my defence - rules of Road Trip, plus the fact that we were still a couple for 4 months after I moved back home, so it's kind of like back pay.
3) The second time was yesterday in a DVD room (like a private cinema / video shop where people (usually couples) go to watch movies / fool around). I wouldn't have done anything, but we were watching Dreamcatcher, which starts off great, but the last 40 minutes is so full of shit that you'll do anything just to pass the time.
It must be the first time that the adding of Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore to a movie actually makes it shitter. So, your honour, although the opening sentence does indeed make me sound like an arsehole, based on the above evidence, I'm pleading not guilty on the charges of being a bastard. (Webmaster: YOU decide! ) urlLink Free polls from Pollhost.com Is Dan a cheating scumbag who deserves castration? Yes No &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp 
