  but I'm doing it anyway. "Con-nichon ahhhhhh! " is how the French chief inspector gets his men to remember Konnichi-wa (Japanese for hello) in Taxi 2, when the police are assigned to guard the Japanese Defence Secretary on his visit to Marseille. Why is it funny? Stick it in urlLink here (French to English) and giggle. The French -they're not all bad. Good slogan for the tourist board, that. 
