  Why? Because I share the office with programmers for our software, who not only take up entire meetings with hours of talk on subroutines and languages, but also read urlLink news stories like this and in all seriousness think that it is FUNNY and A GOOD IDEA! I got sent this in a departmental e-mail (oi! Just because I share the same air as you doesn't mean I want your spam)and am now getting replies from the sad twats who have plans to do the same when they have children. Like any woman would allow these fat, ugly twats near them, anyway. 
