  Only people who a) speak french and b) have seen Taxi 2 will find the title funny, but I don't care. Japan: It's still the best country you haven't been to (unless you're me, or Tit n' Ol). Managed to spend 120 grand in 7 days (that's yen, mind). Things of note: Japanese porn - they blur out the beaver and cock, but you can tell it's real. All the girls are 19 but look 15, and every scene ends with either a pearl necklace or a salty mouthwash. And Japanese girls squeal like chipmunks when they get excited. I should have known that already, mind. Soup in a drinks can, served hot from a vending machine - it rocks and you know it. Thank God for the rules of Road Trip (and to a lesser extent, Friends), especially when visting ex girlfriends who like dressing up in nurses' uniforms*. Snowboarding still rules. Skiing's for puffs and Navy boys. Battle Royale 2's out on DVD now.
I didn't get it, because the bastards didn't put English subtitles on the Japanese release. Selfish gits. And the new Final Fantasy looks well worth a tug or two over. I'll post pictures when I can be arsed. (Not of Point 1., you sick freak. I'm worried if you have pictures of Point 2. and Point 3. is probably on the same dodgy ground as 1. Pictures of 4. would be great, though - Ed) * Actually, she is a nurse, and doesn't really like her job, so that's not really true. 
